To scoot or not to scoot, that is the question.

Here goes an experiment. Because it strikes me that all-too-often we only get to hear about adventure plans when they are unveiled / announced / launched / released, and above all… final. The reasons for that are valid – you don’t want to look like a prize banana after all – shooting your mouth off and then not doing what you said you would. But it always seems a shame that the journey to the start line of an adventure should appear so effortless.

And so this time, I’d like to roll a little differently. To share with you the jagged and jumbled mess of musings that unfold before things are set in stone. Because, like anything else in life it ain’t plain sailing. Plans are made, dashed, changed, turned upside down, and dashed again before finally, hopefully settling at something that definitely (possibly) maybe floats the adventure boat. Here’s the story so far…

IT TAKES TWO OF US (BUT WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY)

When thinking about the next big trip, I knew I didn’t fancy another adventure alone, not yet anyway. The levels of isolation in New Zealand tipped me just the wrong side of lone wolf and I have learned enough about my own company, and indeed my own mind, to last me a good few years yet. Plus, I’m intrigued to see what life is like on the road with another chick at my side. How does that dynamic work? What happens when we p*ss each other off? When she wants to go on, and I want to stop? When I’m having a tantrum and have to consider her feelings too, what happens then?

Learning how to live and manage a relationship in such close confines with another person can only be good for the soul. I won’t always get my own way, I’ll have to compromise and above all to recognise that not everyone sees the world the way that I do. There’s an air of buddhism about a joint journey, and it’s something I’m keen to explore.

So when, after months of contemplation (possibly about a week), I came up with the idea to travel the length of South America on a Giant Scooter (yes I said a Giant scooter), I knew there was only one girl who I should call. A girl that would drop everything and say yes in a heartbeat: Faye Shepherd.

Some of you might remember Faye, who I first met during the New Zealand run. Faye was sat at home watching my run unfold when she came over a little bit inspired. She then negotiated some time off work, hopped on a flight to NZ and cycled the length of it. Boom. I love a girl who takes action, and so it’s no surprise that we have been friends ever since.

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BONKERS – POSSIBLE: A SLIDING SCALE

When settling on an adventure, I always see it (in my minds eye) as a sliding scale. At one end, is the word ‘BONKERS’ in big capital letters. Caps are important, because, well, bonkers is a proud word. The world needs more bonkers – just ask Dizziee ‘double e’ Rascal. On the other end is the word: Possible. Possible is small and less assuming than bonkers, but equally important in the proceedings.

Following the Eureka! scooter plan moment, I decided to seek out some expert advice. Experts are important, because bonkers is one thing, but his friend Stupid? Well that’s entirely another. No one likes Stupid. Stupid doesn’t get an invite to the adventure party.

Naturally, my expert friends, cycle tourist extraordinaries the ‘Pikes on bikes’, told me that I was bonkers. No change there then. But they also patiently listened as I explained how I hoped that doing a journey by giant scooter would serve to inspire the minds of some little kiddywinks. Kiddywinks who use their own scooters every day to get to school. And the Pikes (although not on their bikes at this particular meeting) managed to keep a straight face, even when most of my answers to their logistical questions were: ‘”I don’t know yet.”

  1. How far can you go in a day? I don’t know yet
  2. How do you plan to carry enough water across the Atacama desert? I don’t know yet.
  3. Can you Scoot uphill? Yes of course! Oh no, wait, actually – I don’t know yet.
  4. How will you carry all your gear? I don’t know… yet.
  5. What is my favourite colour? Okay that wasn’t one of their questions, but had it been I would have taken a Monty Python esc guess.

We agreed there were some ‘seasonal challenges’ and that perhaps doing the entire length of South America in 6 months was out of the question, but the basics of the idea was still a go-er at least. So before getting all excited and allowing myself to become fully immersed in daily Duolingo Spanish lessons, I accepted that I needed to answer some of those other hideously sensible questions. So I called up the gang at Kick Scoot UK and arranged a tester trip on the giant beasts.

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TESTING TIMES

With scooters in tow Faye and I hauled our asses to Wales, where we’d booked in for 2 nights at he Dolgoch Wilderness hostel. Why? Because according to the Pikes on bikes, the forestry roads around the Dolgoch hostel were about as close to roads in South America as we were going to get. Who knew? I can see the Visit Wales slogan now “Sod South America, come to Dolgoch instead.”

For 2 days we gunned it around the tracks of the Tywi Forest. And by Jove it was fun. The sun was shining (as it always seems to be when I visit wales), the birds were singing and the scooters are just about the most fun you can have on two wheels whizzing down hill. The centre of gravity is just that bit lower than a bike, so it feels more like skiing than cycling downhill. We scooted for hours, to the pub, and even rescued two sheep from trapped brambles and fences, at which point we dubbed ourselves ‘Scooter-heroes’. We didn’t even freak out when we bounced over a cattlegrid and Faye’s back wheel casually fell off. 

By the end of the two days, our calves, bums and quads ached gloriously. We were sun-kissed , smiling, exhilarated. There was only problem. Kick Scooters do not go uphill. We thought perhaps we’d get away with a small incline at least, but even that reduced us to walking. Of course that wouldn’t be a problem if South America were flat, but those Andes, I hear they’re rather ‘hilly’ at points. And so travelling on a machine that doesn’t go upwards has the potential to be a deal-breaker.

THE FUN GRAPH

The bonkers-possible sliding scale now familiar in your minds, I’d like to introduce you to the fun-graph. See below. You’ll note that there is a strong correlation between ‘bloody hard’ and ‘bloody good fun’, unfortunately there is also an optimum point, where it tips over the curve and becomes more hard than it is fun. This is where scooting uphill had left us. The flats and downhills were just about too much fun to be legal, but the ups…

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We were completely gutted. But as I chimed to Faye on the second day – “This is, like, such a massive first world problem. We can’t take our giant scooters on the route through South America that we wanted to. What are we to do with our lives now?” The world may end. And then again, it may  not. We will simply return to the drawing board, put some polyfilla in our dented pride and unpick the important elements of the plan from those which are flexible. Which, If I’m honest is all of it.

Most importantly of all, I wanted to share this with you because this plan was a curiosity. And curiosities are to be chased until the sliding scale gets too far from the possible, and you stray too far from bloody good fun. Then you simply have a Diet Coke break, pick another curiosity and chase that one instead. Because one of them will come up trumps. That’s just basic maths.

So what now, you ask? And to that I reply… I don’t know yet.

Until next time,

McNuff out xx

A gigantic thank you to our friends at Kickscoot UK for loaning us some scooters for the test – if you’re looking for a new hobby / fun way to travel – these guys are your best bet.

And also thank you to the Pikes on Bikes – for indulging our bonkers and telling us where to find a little piece of South America in the UK.

For a full gallery of images from the testing-times, head here

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8 thoughts on “To scoot or not to scoot, that is the question.

  1. andy Brown says:

    Anna,

    I am writing to you from an office in Pittsburgh whilst taking part in a “quality workshop” relating to power station design and build. I’m putting that out there to give you context to the rest of my email!

    I’ve followed your NZ capers and your subsequent adventures. I have always tried to learn from people who make me smile and I can emphatically state that you fall into that category!

    Just reading your scoot email chimes with me as I endeavour to find good things to do. I’m a married man in my 40s who lives in the North of England with a great family who need lots of my time, so moving too far up your patented “possible:bonkers” scale can be a challenge. I do however try to do a number of adventures each year. Anyway, I’m getting off point!

    The purpose of my email is to ask have you considered switching from the scoots to Elliptigo? If you haven’t seen these imagine a crosstrainer built on wheels. There are a number of people who have done LEJoG on them, an example is here: http://www.elliptigo.co.uk/meet-glen-burmeister/

    They are definitely on the correct end of you bonkers scale!

    Anyway, I need to get back to discussing regulatory compliance demonstrations……….

    Good luck with your next endeavour

    Andy Brown

    Date: Thu, 9 Jun 2016 13:42:28 +0000 To: abrown1707@hotmail.com

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  2. Michael Hill says:

    One thought to potentially change that equation, albeit add some logistical challenge is scootering with dogs. Like bikejoring, skijoring and canicross you harness one or more dogs using lines derived from mushing and let them provide power assist. That will get you uphill power and might make a trip possible although maybe limited to a shorter number of days. Just another thought for the McNuff mind to ponder.

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  3. Judy Bull says:

    Husband thinks you are one crazy lady. If you think going up hill was hard empty try adding 40-50 lbs of gear and food. Also increased weight means increased speed going down. Now that is a trade off. You are going to need some protective gear for the inevitable offs. Maybe a challenge but we think it might be an easier go of it than jogging all the way. You might even make Guiness World Record.

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  4. Jonathan says:

    Aww, this is amazing! I love that you had a delightful, bizarre idea, gave it a good go, realised it wasn’t going to work and had a fantastic time anyway. Plus, thanks for sharing the story with us – I agree that we often only get stories of adventure when the plans have been fully made (and/or when people are looking for sponsorship), so it’s nice to get another perspective. I think it helps to know that not every wild plan works out, and what matters is giving it your best shot!

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  5. Walter says:

    Awesome adventure! I’ve always wanted to take a scooter out for a change. You have shared a wonderful story, it’s truly inspiring and beautiful! Now I need to take off on an adventure! Thank you for this! Keep up the good work!!

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